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You faggots better shut the fuck up and listen to me, 'cos I'm the baddest mother-fuckin' TV cook in the whole goddam world, bitch. All the other tv chefs are shit compared to me! I'm the dog's bollocks in the kitchen. That prick Jamie Oliver cooks with rabbit shit. And that fuckin' ho Nigella Lawson uses her cunt to spread jam on a baguette! I'm the fuckin' tv chef, OK?? |
